omg so this just popped into my head
like imagine phil is making dinner and he’s a lil stressed and dan just comes up behing him and wraps his arms round his waist and starts singing ‘my happy little phil take me away…' and starts littering kisses on his neck
anyone fancy writing this as a phanfic? ??
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide